Lone Jobber

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Lone Jobber
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Ring name(s) Lone Jobber
Retro Playa
Billed height 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)
Billed weight 235 lb (110 kg)
Born (1978-02-28) February 28, 1978 (age 43)
Tacoma, Washington
Resides Slaughterhouse
Billed from EWA Headquarters
in Atlanta, Ga
Debut Pre-Archive

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A man of myth and legend, Jobber has done it all.


Beyond the Alliance[edit]

In Wrestling[edit]

Finishing Moves
  • Gimmick (Front Flipover Neckbreaker)
  • Low Card Kick (Standing Side Superkick)
  • Heritage (Double Arm Face Buster)
Signature Moves
  • DDT
  • Kick to the Balls
  • Lady Violet
Wrestlers Managed
  • Camera Chaos
  • Mister EWA
  • Mr. Gimmick
  • El Presidente
  • The Good Reverend/Rabbi
Theme Songs
  • "Shut Your Mouth" by Pain [1]
  • "I Want It All" by Queen [2]
  • "One Is The Loneliest Number" by Three Dog Night [3]
  • "When I'm Gone" by 3 Doors Down [4] ?
  • "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode [5]
  • "Halo" by Soil [6]
  • "Jobber" (parody of "Superstar" by Saliva [7])
  • "Poetry and Power" by Gravity Kills [8]
  • "Mamma Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J [9]
  • "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar [10]
  • "Inside" by Gravity Kills []
  • "Falling" by Gravity Kills []
  • "Enough" by Gravity Kills []

Title History[edit]

May God Have Mercy On My Soul


Prior to Template Stuff[edit]


EWA Championship x3 (x1 as Lone Jobber, x2 as Retro Playa)
World Heavyweight Championship x9 (1 reign unlisted on site)
EWA Undisputed Championship x1


Television Championship x9
FTW Championship x3 (1 pre-archive)
EWA Total Impact Championship x1


X Championship x2
Ultimate Xtreme Championship x1
Women's Championship x2


EWA Tag Team Championship x2 (x1 solo, x1 w. Purgatory)
World Tag Team Champion x1 (w. Triple H)


2004 Extreme Bowl Winner
2006 Extreme Bowl Winner
2007 Extreme Bowl Winner (w. Doug Kinsella)
2008 Extreme Bowl Winner (w. Christian)
2009 Extreme Bowl Winner
2009 May-Hem Rumble Winner
2011 Extreme Bowl Winner
2011 May-Hem Rumble Winner